I met this girl around a month ago since I needed some handmade leather wallets for my dad’s & FJ’s birthdays. It was the first time in 3 years seeing her after college during which the impression about this particular one lady was flickering. There were others back then.
The quick meeting was followed by some others for further discussion about the final products. And there was this night where she asked me to drive her to the party. We then went for karaoke with the group, where I also reunited with my close buddy back then, and took off in different directions. It was raining, she was wearing a flowery sundress, and I could feel her arms slightly wrapping around my belly from behind. That’s how it started.
If it were around 5 years ago, I guess it would make me confused and all. But now, receiving her constant messages on various platforms almost everyday and asking out attempts, I just want to print a large banner saying that I’m gay and only like men.
Oh and male bubble butts. And large male backs. And slightly hairy chest. And penises.